#ness loses so much sleep because of this 1 (one) mixtape
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Mike makes Ness a mixtape. No ones ever gifted him with a mixtape. He starts trying to find the hidden messages in it, but Mike isnt the kind of guy that would leave coded messages- he genuinely thinks that Ness would like these songs.
You try to read into every little thing, and find meaning in everything anyone says, you'll just drive yourself crazy.
#the mixtape would have a lot of âmixed signalsâ#mostly because mike wasnt trying to send a message#ness loses so much sleep because of this 1 (one) mixtape#inspired by Avenue Q#dreamtheory#securitywaiter#mike x ness#ness the waiter#mike schmidt
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The Notorious B.I.G.: Born Again
Born Again commences Biggieâs posthumous disemboweling. Itâs the first project bearing his name that was conceived, produced, and completed after the Brooklyn icon had gasped his last breaths. By now, rap fans are deeply familiar with this baleful, unlovely creatureâthe posthumous collection of reworked demos, outtakes, and leftovers cobbled together by executives and hired guns, paired with a list of guest artists and of-the-moment producers. They reek of boardroom meetings. They usually fill you with a hollow, complicit feeling for even hitting âplay.â It is hard to think of five such records in pop-music history that justify their existence after their first-week sales figures have posted.
In the two years since Biggieâs death, his mentor and corporate svengali Puff Daddy had already found several ingenious ways to siphon cash and attention from his dead protĂ©gĂ©. Puffy's solo album, long in the works, was retitled No Way Out from working title Hell Up In Harlem and overhauled after Biggieâs death, emerging full of gothic dread and intimations of ready-to-die-ness. Its biggest single was his Police-sampling, âIâll Fly Awayâ-interpolating âIâll Be Missing You,â a maudlin tribute to The Notorious B.I.G. that spent 11 weeks at No. 1.
The following year, he released the debut album from The Lox, a hardheaded trio of Yonkers rappers with a deafening street buzz. Puff decked them in shiny suits and dropped them in front of Hype Williamsâ fish-eye lens, where they looked about as comfortable as middle schoolers stranded at prom. The album included the less-heralded, equally maudlin tribute, âWeâll Always Love Big Poppa.â In the video, baby-faced Jadakiss, Sheek Louch, and Styles P poured their hearts out to their dead friend, while Puff Daddy stood behind them, pointing meaningfully at the camera. It was clear that whatever Puff thought of the grief process, he didnât see much need to keep it behind closed doors.
Somewhere in there came the announcement for Born Again. Initial reports promised a sort of Biggie bildungsroman, pairing narration from Biggieâs mother Voletta Wallace with unheard demos and unreleased material. Rap listeners had been busily copping and sharing Biggie exclusives from a steady stream of mixtapes, freestyles and unfinished cuts dating back to 1993, but those traveled in rarefied circles, and the idea of a studio album bringing this stuff to the masses was enticing. But the story changed quickly, and often; a full-page ad in the September â99 issue of The Source promised some intrigue, including a track that would posthumously reunite Biggie and 2Pac and a new remix of âParty & Bullshitâ that foretold an appearance from Will Smith. For better or for worse, this never came to pass, and what ended up being released was a jumble of some older, less well-known verses and some recycled material from already-available releases.
Born Again wasnât Biggieâs story. Sure, it spawned one or two lasting cuts: the flashy, Duran Duran-sampling âNotorious B.I.G.â and the vicious early pre-Ready To Die demo âDead Wrong.â But the real story it tells is about Puff Daddyâhow he flailed into the spotlight after Bigâs death, how he treated his protĂ©gĂ©âs legacy. He immediately sought to cast himself as Biggieâs equal: You can see the video for âVictoryâ as a sort of prelude. Biggieâs verse play is just background music for shots of Puff Daddy running slow motion in front of explosions in the rain.
This is the kind of Biggie album Puff made without the stubborn, strong-willed Wallace present in the room to dig in his heels and say âno.â The production for the album makes no senseâit made no sense for a Biggie album in 1999, and it makes even less sense in 2017. The dank, chaotic original âNiggasâ from 1993, produced by Mister Cee and gloriously scarred up with frenetic scratching, gets cleaned up and âupdatedâ all the way to 1999, sounding tame and inert. The Timb-boot funk of that basement session evaporates completely, and the song loses all of its meaning transferred into major-label sunlight. Â
Similarly, itâs nice to think about Mannie Fresh and Biggie in the same room with Biggie aliveâthey were both inventive, antic minds that loved surprising word choices and unpredictable flows. But hearing Biggieâs second ferocious verse stripped from the original version of âDead Wrongââa song, remember, that appears elsewhere on this albumâlaid over Freshâs bouncy instrumental âHope You Niggas Sleep,â and followed by verses from all the members of Hot Boys and Big Tymers, only underscores how dead Wallace was.
His verse from âDangerous MCs,â meanwhile, was meant to appear on a song from Busta Rhymesâ The Coming, produced by J Dilla. It was scrapped purportedly because of some veiled threats at 2Pac lurking in it and the albumâs makers were leery of tossing any more powder into the keg. With them both dead, Bigâs incendiary lines detonate harmlessly over an airless, functional beat from Nottz: âCatch my drift/Or catch my four-fifth lift/At least six inches above project fences/Turn meat to minces/Jumps turn to flinches/When I rain I drenches/Cleared your park benches.â Hearing one dead man launch subliminals at another dead one is perverse, particularly since the producers arranged some East Coast/West Coast unity kabuki elsewhere on the project, bringing Ice Cube to rap a verse on âIf I Should Die Before I Wakeâ saluting Biggie as the âKing of New York.â
Is any of it worth it? Tough to say. Without this album, you might have never heard âRelax and take notes while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke.â Thatâs a canonical line, and it introduces âDead Wrong,â the only near-classic here. The original, produced by Easy Moe Bee, is a giggly and profane game of Dozens, Biggie indulging his filthy imagination for all its worth: broomsticks get used for unspeakable purposes and Lucifer is laughed out of the room. On the new version, the stakes are higher, and the music sharper, a sideways-jerking, always-falling-off-the-beat thing that samples the Rev. Al Green, of all people. He didnât even fuck it up by including a new verse from a pissy white kid named Eminem on it, a rapper Big had never heard of who had mostly become famous at that point for making fun of his mom and boy bands. It all sounds a little tired in retrospectââcannibals and exorcisms, animals havin' sex with 'emââbut at the time, it was a revelation.
The decision to bring Eminem in said a lot about Puffyâs shifting priorities. Mark Pitts, an executive producer on Born Again, likened the project to âbuilding Frankenstein.â Even shortly after working on the project, he sounded queasy about it: âThe only thing that bothered me was the [guests artists] on the album. He wouldâve respected them all, but he wouldnât have worked with them all. Just because theyâre hot doesnât mean they mesh.â
Soon, he would accompany artists he wouldnât have even respected: Korn comes to mind. The trail of artists who can technically claim to have appeared alongside the Notorious B.I.G. has only grown more disheartening with time. âI did real songs with Big, no made-up shits,â Jadakiss sneered at 50 Cent in their 2006 battle. By then, having recorded a song next to Biggie Smalls was no longer rarefied air, and these were the first unreal songs with Big. In that sense, they inaugurated a long and sad tradition.
From Hendrix to Elvis to Nirvana, none of this death-industry stuff is new. But in hip-hop, a music tied so closely to the inhuman ravages of the drug war and the carceral state, the charge pulsed a little hotter. Nineties gangsta rap always smelled of sulfur, of various deals cut with sundry devils, and its most potent tracks gave those who confronted them a mortal thrill. Alive, Big could inhabit this archetype and artfully squirm out of it in the same line, and it only took his presenceâno more, no lessâto set this animation in motion. âExcuse me, flows just grow through me/Like trees to branches, cliffs to avalanches,â he deadpanned on a throwaway line from Ready To Dieâs âThe What.â You could lose an hour, or a year, thinking about the imagery there, plumbing the mind that casually bundled those two thoughts together. âWe dress up like ladies and burn âem with dirty .380s,â he proposed on the Life After Death cut âNiggas Bleed.â These lines are well-worn by repetition that they should, by all rights, have lost their strangeness. And yet they have not: Imagine Big, all 300 pounds of him, packing heat, dressed in womanâs clothes; once your mindâs eye has seen that, you wonât ever lose it. Itâs indelible.
On Born Again, he is immobilized, and can thus perform none of these tricks. You can feel the absence of his animating touchâhis hot breath, his shrewd eye, his capacious ear. This is when the mortification of his body was complete, and he was rendered as just a voice that others could manipulate without his consent. He has nothing to do with the music and no way of playing against his environment. As a result, thereâs no inner music at work, nothing much to listen harder for. A good artist leads you into their genre from some other, outside place, showing you the familiar shapes through the warping lens of their mind. Their individual predilections and quirks become elemental laws of physics, rules. Biggieâs voice is all over Born Again, but you feel the absence of his mind. Here, he is just a gangsta rapper, the nimblest one that ever lived.
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